Christmas Time

So, a few years back, I was doing some grocery shopping in preparation for Christmas...I was in the floral department admiring the fine selection of shrubs and this guy starts talking to me. I pretended not to notice his incredibly crossed eyes since he seemed rather nice...until...

HIM: "You know...I don't normally say stuff like this to strangers but I just want to say that you're one of the most gorgeous broads I've ever seen, Sugar Tits."

Me: "Get away from me you Freak"

THE END

I had a complaint about the previous post...

So is this better?






My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What will today's adventure be?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Will there be exciting sights to see?
Where will you wander? Hither and yonder
Letting your heart be your guide!
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
I'll be there right by your side
I'll be there right by your side

Care Bears Countdown!
4, 3, 2, 1!
Who's that coming from somewhere up in the sky,
Moving fast and bright as a firefly?
Just when you think the trouble's gonna pounce,
Who's gonna be there when it really counts?
Just do the Care Bears Countdown...
And send a wish out through the air...
And send a wish out through the air...
Just do the Care Bears Countdown...
Just when you need them, they'll be there...
Just when you need them, they'll be there.
Don't be afraid
When trouble's brewing in your heart—
If you can dream,
Just send a wish out in the dark...
And do the Care Bears Countdown...
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

Do bears like cheese?

or do they have...
cheddahphobia?

Because I have nothing else to post...

(www.marriedtothesea.com)

Hoagy needs a new outfit...to match his shoes

What do ya think?

Roger ain't just a shrubber