Christmas Time

So, a few years back, I was doing some grocery shopping in preparation for Christmas...I was in the floral department admiring the fine selection of shrubs and this guy starts talking to me. I pretended not to notice his incredibly crossed eyes since he seemed rather nice...until...

HIM: "You know...I don't normally say stuff like this to strangers but I just want to say that you're one of the most gorgeous broads I've ever seen, Sugar Tits."

Me: "Get away from me you Freak"

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