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posted by Roger the Shrubber @ 4:16 PM 47 comments
HOLY CRAP! You posted!Oh my gawd.I don't know what to say.Oh my...*faints*(Though this is sorta phoning it in, lame-o.)
p.s.I put you as MIA on my blog. I figure you post twice more again this month, I'll consider reinstating you. Maaaybe.
p.p.s.Hi Oswald.
p.p.p.s.Answer my e-mail already, it's been a whole minute.
p.p.p.p.p.s.Now it's been a minute and a half. Sheesh.
Why's it smell like clowns in here, anyways?
Nobody is paying any attention to me. I am neglected. *heavy sigh*
Hey, guess what, the common cold and various other illnesses can be cured by wearing socks to bed that have been soaked in ice water!So says the other editor here...you know who.
Tra la la...
I quite honestly have nothing better to do at this exact moment than run up the comment total on this blog.No, really.
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!
Wait, never mind, it was just a shadow.
NO! THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE!!!
Wait, it's just a cat. Whew.
Eight Spays a WeekEverybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and my KittyBack in the L.I.T.T.E.R.Being for the Benefit of Mr. Elwood
Lovely Veta
You Never Give me Your Catnip
Twist and Meow?
Catman
Hey, fix your blog so it doesn't think I'm on the west coast, tardo.
I Want to Hold Your Paw
Now it's been seven minutes since I e-mailed you. What, you have something more important to do than answer my e-mails?
She Came in Through the Bathroom Catflap
Eight STRAYS a Week!
Okay, I'm done.
Or...am I???
Oh hell, let's go for 30!
I embroidered Oswald a hat with his name on it...OSWALD. It's really cute.(Not really.)
You know what'd be a good middle name?Ernie.Oswald Ernie B.I like it.Or maybe Frederico.
Or...SALLY! Go unconventional!Oswald Sally B.!No?Are you sure?
I could really go for some Kettleman's cream cheese.
And gummi bears.
And pizza with extra olives.
And peanut butter cookies.
And a fried egg sandwich.
And chocolate cake!!! MMMM!
(Now I'm going for 40, by the way.)
I was up at 6am today. Random Cake fact for you.I'm sure glad I can drink tea and coffee! Yay!
40!That was way more fun that it should've been.I need a new hobby.
Too much time on my hands, eh...
Hmmm...
You could be onto something.
NEW MOON!!! Bwa-hahahaha!
I heard Empire Theatres have banned butter from their movies.
No, really, it was on The Internet. Because of severe butter allergies.
I'd never lie!
No really, a moose bit my sister
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HOLY CRAP! You posted!
Oh my gawd.
I don't know what to say.
Oh my...*faints*
(Though this is sorta phoning it in, lame-o.)
p.s.
I put you as MIA on my blog. I figure you post twice more again this month, I'll consider reinstating you. Maaaybe.
p.p.s.
Hi Oswald.
p.p.p.s.
Answer my e-mail already, it's been a whole minute.
p.p.p.p.p.s.
Now it's been a minute and a half. Sheesh.
Why's it smell like clowns in here, anyways?
Nobody is paying any attention to me. I am neglected. *heavy sigh*
Hey, guess what, the common cold and various other illnesses can be cured by wearing socks to bed that have been soaked in ice water!
So says the other editor here...you know who.
Tra la la...
I quite honestly have nothing better to do at this exact moment than run up the comment total on this blog.
No, really.
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!
Wait, never mind, it was just a shadow.
NO! THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE!!!
Wait, it's just a cat. Whew.
Eight Spays a Week
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and my Kitty
Back in the L.I.T.T.E.R.
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Elwood
Lovely Veta
You Never Give me Your Catnip
Twist and Meow?
Catman
Hey, fix your blog so it doesn't think I'm on the west coast, tardo.
I Want to Hold Your Paw
Now it's been seven minutes since I e-mailed you. What, you have something more important to do than answer my e-mails?
She Came in Through the Bathroom Catflap
Eight STRAYS a Week!
Okay, I'm done.
Or...am I???
Oh hell, let's go for 30!
I embroidered Oswald a hat with his name on it...OSWALD. It's really cute.
(Not really.)
You know what'd be a good middle name?
Ernie.
Oswald Ernie B.
I like it.
Or maybe Frederico.
Or...SALLY! Go unconventional!
Oswald Sally B.!
No?
Are you sure?
I could really go for some Kettleman's cream cheese.
And gummi bears.
And pizza with extra olives.
And peanut butter cookies.
And a fried egg sandwich.
And chocolate cake!!! MMMM!
(Now I'm going for 40, by the way.)
I was up at 6am today.
Random Cake fact for you.
I'm sure glad I can drink tea and coffee! Yay!
40!
That was way more fun that it should've been.
I need a new hobby.
Too much time on my hands, eh...
Hmmm...
You could be onto something.
NEW MOON!!! Bwa-hahahaha!
I heard Empire Theatres have banned butter from their movies.
No, really, it was on The Internet. Because of severe butter allergies.
I'd never lie!
No really, a moose bit my sister
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