Stupid nose, fail me now!

Ok, unfortunately my job requires me to have constant contact with those dreaded other humans beings...there's never a dull moment. Most days I manage not to throw myself out of the nearest window. However, today I almost did...the reason you ask? Two words: Stinky people!
Why do they exist?
Can they not smell the rancidness of themselves?
If your "personal perfume" is so powerful that it fills an entire room and lingers for the remainder of the day, then you, Sir/Madame, have a problem!

Advice to live by

what else can be said? Lots...but the risk of milk spillage is too great.

How to run a successful business

It's all in the name you choose, my friends!




Oh shit, that's a lousy example...

Blessed are the cheesemakers

Yummy

An Explanation...please...

Ok, everyone is aware of the existance of those pesky "Crossing" signs...they warn us about everything from swamp donkeys (aka moose) to strange child-like characters lurking near schools...
Then there is this sign:
So basically, this sign is indicating the possible danger of "Elderly persons". Watch out! They may wander across the street at will and totally unexpected! Heavens, NO!
BUT, look closer:

Where are they crossing to/from? Are they desperately trying to climb the fence? Trying to escape from/to church?? Looking to add a wee bit of excitment to their lives? WTF is going on with those crazy elderly folk? I for one would like to know...

Thank-you

If life were like that...

It would be damn funny!

Just a thought...