Act 1, Scene 2
It was a quiet afternoon in the library. The guests discussed such hot topics as pineapple arrangement, how to make small rocks, and skateboarding. Unknown to them...
Dracula was hoping that no one was an expert at hide 'n seek...
posted by Roger the Shrubber @ 6:36 AM
15 comments
15 Comments:
So cool! Ah, that wily Drac.
Myrna "Small Rock Maker" Loy
LOOK OUT FOR DRACULA!!! Noooooooo!
p.s.
Yer off the AWOL list. But I'll be watching you...
Nice cape.
Hey did you guys hear? Cake has Special Constables!!! I saw the appointment on her calander!!! Sshhhh.
Spud's a blabbermouth, pass it on!
This is a dramatic pause, right?
Ooh! The suspense is growing as big as my pile of hand-crafted small rocks, which I've been anxiously churning out as I wait. Shee-yew. What am I gonna do with these? Maybe Ebay. Pretend they're antique small rocks...
::tosses her badly arranged pineapple bouquet in the trash::
Okay, I'm ready for the next scene, Shrubs. Get on with it!
rog is a slacker, rog is a slacker!
::sigh::
"Ni!"
Ohmigod! Dracula! Look out for that blancmange!!!!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................................................
And, as the days spread their wings and majestically took flight--July into August...August into September--the shadows of a thousand hopes stretched long and lost across the land...
Beneath, an endless river of hand-crafted rocks flowed forth from Sparkle's shed...Verily, the soldiers and peasants did try to make soup from them, and the men of commerce did polish them and perch them in their pockets instead of handkerchiefs...
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