It's Only A Model

George Harrison!

2009-09-18T16:16:00.001-07:00

I'm Roger, and I approve of this video.

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For Cake

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hobbits

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Baby Porcupine Eats A Banana and Has Hiccups!

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Elton John - Sad Songs (Say So Much)

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Sometimes it's fun to watch the oldies!

For Hoag

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LOST!

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Merry Christmas

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I don't feel like dancin

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Spot the bear

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Billable Hours - Handicrapper

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Also for cake!

For cake

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It's getting cold out there!

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People Getting Punched

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Upside-down cake

2008-08-29T13:36:00.001-07:00

So, cake and I decided to go to the exhibition last week. It was a blast - dirty old carnies everywhere, tons of disgusting food, shifty-looking rides...you get the point. Anyways, cake even went on the upside-down ferris-wheel thingy! See for yourself!

Cotton-candy ain't so pretty on the way out...

P.S.

2008-08-16T16:26:00.001-07:00

I would like to introduce you all to my assistant shrubbers:

Indiana Bones the Shrubber

Emma the Shrubber

Intermission

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I'm still here! Went on a wee trip to discover new and exciting shrubberies!

Trouts are lame. Howabout...SEA CUCUMBERS!

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The cats ate my post...?! Yeah!

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Look Maaaaaa!!

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Act 1, Scene 2

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It was a quiet afternoon in the library. The guests discussed such hot topics as pineapple arrangement, how to make small rocks, and skateboarding. Unknown to them...

Dracula was hoping that no one was an expert at hide 'n seek...

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Act 1, Scene 1

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OH MY GOD! It's DRACULA!

The wait is OVER!

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Where be Hoagy?

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Dracula is coming

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You Are Gonzo the Great

"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind!

The'>http://www.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/">The Muppet Personality Test

2007-05-12T20:52:00.000-07:00

Stay tuned

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Dracula Toy Theatre is coming soon!

ummm...cake will know what I am talking about...

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Don't click here....click here!

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This is how Cake used to take care of Roger....

(www.marriedtothesea.com)

Oh crap...

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I haven't posted for awhile...I got lost in the woods. It's true, I swear!

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Can you spot the difference?

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ouch

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Hoppy Easter!

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Busy shrubbing...but

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Here's a cat!

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Working for the government

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Time for a song

2007-03-12T13:27:00.000-07:00

Walk right in, sit on down
And bake yourself at home
Come on baby, you're just like peas
And you hate to be alone (pass the carrots)

It's funny how things go around
It's crazy but it's true
This plate is empty, oh so empty
It's empty without stew

Come on, bake your chicken breasts
And make me feel at home
You and me we're just like all the rest
And we don't want to be...umm, hungry

It's funny how things go around
But go around they do
This plate is empty, empty
So empty without stew
It's empty without stew

Come on potatoes, simmer down
And treat me sweet taters and cool
At least by now you have learned
How to love to drool

Our trip to the museum..

2007-03-11T13:27:00.000-07:00

Cake, Hoagy and I went to the War Museum yesterday...we told Hoagy not to touch anything, but oh that Hoagy, he just had to! I don't think he was supposed to try on the artifacts...

Roger taking a picture of Cake taking a picture of Roger

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The real story

2007-03-05T10:00:00.000-08:00

aka. A Very Short Story About Vanquishing Flying Squirrels

This morning, Cake was in the bathroom getting ready to have a shower...when, suddenly, the shower curtain moved.

Cake stopped what Cake was doing and looked at it.

It moved a little more."Good god," Cake thought to herself, "how goddamn big would a raccoon or Bear have to be to move the curtain!?" Cake pulled the shower curtain back, a little nervously, and saw both her flying squirrels sitting in the middle of the bathtub, bolt upright, staring at her.

Cake stared back. They had a staring contest.

And then Cake leaned slowly over, without blinking, and started the hot water. While they kept staring at her....And then the water reached their delicate paws and they bailed out of the tub in a huge flurry of screeching and fur and "OhMyGodWe'reGonnaDie!" noises.

And that's how Cake vanquished the flying squirrels.

"How come you're so talkative? "

2007-03-03T10:00:00.000-08:00

I almost stepped in dog poo

2007-03-01T15:07:00.001-08:00

This morning.

And nobody cares.

Telling someone that you ALMOST stepped in dog poo is worse than telling someone about a dream you had.

Almost stepped in dog poo stories are the all time worst stories. Why? BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENS. You DIDN'T STEP IN DOG POO!!! And neither did most people that day.

Don't tell me about it. Nothing happened. And I certainly don't want to hear a story with the punchline of nothing happening. So go crap up your shoe and tell me about it....I'll be all severed ears. But if you avoid said accident maybe you can go write it in your diary. Though even Dear Diary doesn't care.

(I once dreamed about almost stepping in dog poo....I almost stepped into a vat of pudding after said vat sprouted wings. Or something. Thank god I caught my balance, huh?)

oh and thanks to this person and that person

Would you like a beard with that?

2007-02-27T07:22:00.000-08:00

For No Oprah

2007-02-26T20:03:00.001-08:00

Hoagy Bear goes to the Oscars...

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Top secret

2007-02-22T07:22:00.000-08:00

If I had an Eel

2007-02-20T07:22:00.000-08:00

I would call him Edward the Eel and he would wear a top hat and spats!

Thank you!

2007-02-18T07:22:00.001-08:00

It's a party!

2007-02-18T07:22:00.000-08:00

Dear Me: Happy Birthday!!!
Pass the cake please.

Cake will get this!

2007-02-14T11:08:00.001-08:00

Happy Valentines Day

2007-02-12T07:22:00.000-08:00

Jeremiah was a bull frog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the Tishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

If I were the King of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the Tishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

You know I love the ladies
Love to have my funI'm a high night flier and a rainbow rider
And a straight-shooting son of a gun
I said a staight shootin son of a gun

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the Tishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the Tishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

2007-02-09T07:22:00.002-08:00

Random quote of the day...week...month

2007-02-09T07:22:00.001-08:00

Long John Silver disappears. A pause. Two boxers appear. they circle each other. On one's head a bowler hat appears, vanishes. On the other's a stove-pipe hat appears. On the first's head a fez. The stove-pipe hat becomes a Stetson. The fez becomes a cardinal's hat. The Stetson becomes a wimple. Then the cardinal's hat and the wimple vanish. One of the boxers becomes Napoleon and the other boxer is astonished. Napoleon punches the boxer with the hand inside his jacket. The boxer falls, stunned. Horizontally he shoots off stage. Shot of cat, watching unimpressed. Napoleon does one-legged pixilated dance across stage and off, immediately reappearing on other side of stage doing same dance in same direction. He reaches the other side, but is halted by a traffic policeman. The policeman beckons onto the stage a man in a penguin skin on a pogo-stick. The penguin gets halfway across and then turns into a dustbin. Napoleon hops off stage. Policeman goes to dustbin, opens it and Napoleon gets out. Shot of cat, still unmoved. A nude man with a towel round his waist gets out of the dustbin. Napoleon points at ground. A chair appears where he points. The nude man gets on to the chair, jumps in the air and vanishes. Then Napoleon points to ground by him and a small cannon appears. Napoleon fires cannon and the policeman disappears. The man with the towel round his waist gets out of the dustbin and is chased off stage by the penguin on the pogo-stick. A sedan chair is carried on stage by two chefs. The man with the towel gets out and the penguin appears from the dustbin and chases him off. Napoleon points to sedan chair and it changes into dustbin. Man in towel runs back on to stage and jumps in dustbin. He looks out and the penguin appears from the other dustbin and hits him on the head with a raw chicken. Shot of cat still unimpressed. Napoleon, the man with the towel round his waist, the policeman, a boxer, and a chef suddenly appear standing in a line, and take a bow. They immediately change positions and take another bow. The penguin appears at the end of the line with a puff of smoke. Each one in turn jumps in the air and vanishes. Shot of passive cat.

Some helpful advice...

2007-02-09T07:22:00.000-08:00

(www.toothpastefordinner.com)

That's better!

2007-02-03T21:00:00.000-08:00

Who be this???

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FYI

2007-02-02T20:41:00.000-08:00

I have re-gained control...

Sincerely,
Roger the Shrubber

ps I'm watching you!

2007-01-29T09:29:00.000-08:00

Oh what sad times are these...

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Rarrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Three Fat Guys

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We look like raccoons...but we're cooler!

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OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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2007-01-19T13:46:00.000-08:00

A spud!

I would call these "SNOW PANTS"

2007-01-18T20:13:00.000-08:00

Some call them "BLIZZARD TROUSERS"

What do you think?